Secas Natalescas

Why does Santa has 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
Santa Pause.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem!

Who looks after Father Christmas when he's ill?
The National Elf Service!!!

What do elves learn at elf school?
The elfabet!